Sunday, March 18, 2012

March 10, 2012


Trip to Parliament!  We got to tour Westminster and see where all sessions of parliament take place.  Our tour guide was probably the friendliest Briton I’ve met so far and he showed off his “American lingo knowledge” by using words like “line” instead of “queue”.  He made fun of all the pomp and circumstance parliament and England demands but insisted “we got it right on the royal wedding.”  It was really cool to think that we were touring America’s version of the White House.  The building was beautifully decorated with statues and paintings dating back to Queen Victoria’s reign. 

The only photo I was allowed to take.  So it's a pretty lame shot of the entrance...

It was my friend Annie’s birthday and she wanted to check out Camden Market.  This is another one of London’s Saturday street markets and contains lots of food, jewelry, clothes, and kitschy stuff.  It was a pretty sketchy market, and we got followed around by a creepy Indian man, mumbling to himself, for a good ten minutes before we lost him.  This market was a emo/punk/goth kid’s paradise.  I can’t even tell you how many Mohawks or neon-dyed hairstyles I saw.  Everyone was wearing some kind of torn leather, studs, spikes, platform Doc Martens, or chains.  It was a lot of fun people watching there, but I’m sure we looked completely out of place.  Camden Market also showcased something I’ve noticed a lot about Britain – they have a total lack of censorship laws.  Let’s just say that we made a point of not looking at any of the t-shirts or prints for sale.

One tiny section of Camden market
So that shman to the right who's watching me take a pic was just dancing wildly
a second ago to some Bob Marley music coming out of a tent.  I'm pretty sure it was really high on crack...

                For dinner that night we went to Rainforest Café for Annie’s Birthday.  I haven’t been to Rainforest Café since I was about 8 and I was soooo excited to go.  It was all I remembered and more.  If you haven’t been to Rainforest in years, repent now and head over to the nearest one.  I just love the setup and the great ambiance.  LOVE the giant moving lizards on the walls, LOVE the gorillas that grunt/move/growl at you while you eat, and LOVE the elephants that entertain you the whole dinner.  I could, however, do without the nasty real fish that swim around, freaking you out while you eat.  Of course we got sat right next to the dumb old fish tank.  I really hate fish.  They smell when they’re dead and alive, and they really just freak me out.  Give me snakes, spiders, any other freaky animal, but keep the fish away from me.  Have you ever met a fish before?  Then you understand completely.  I made sure to have my back to the fish so I would actually be able to eat my meal.  That didn’t keep me from glancing behind my back throughout dinner, checking to make sure the fish were still in their tank.  I’m pretty sure they knew I was scared to death of them, because when I looked back at them they glared reproachfully at me with their googly fish-eyes.  I had my dinner knife at the ready should one of them decide to leap out of their tank and attack me.  No way am I being taken by surprise by some jerky fish.


I probably shouldn't be mocking them, because they might get vengeful and decide to kill me.

Alligator (or maybe a crocodile...?) that you try to throw coins when he opens his mouth.
I failed. 

                For dessert we went to Byrons (where I got that amazing thick milkshake earlier in the semester) and I shared a great brownie sundae.  Soooo good.  I’m glad we have so many girls here with birthdays because it gives us an excuse to eat out at somewhere other than McDonald’s and spend money on food.

Well hello there, lovely.

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